Abstract: Removably attachable container holder (10) includes a pressure dispersing conformable pad (12). Pressure dispersing conformable pad (12) includes multiple self-sizing container receivers (18) and a first free end (14) and a second free end (16). Connection straps (20) are connected, one each, to each free end (14) and (16). In a preferred embodiment, hook and loop material (24) is connected to straps (20). Pressure dispersing conformable pad (12) is one width and connection straps (20) and multiple self-sizing container receivers (18) are of another, smaller, a width.