Abstract: A rear pen portion (12) has a notch (18) defined longitudinally therein from a dividing wall (22) to an upper end. A front pen portion (10) has a caricature of a face (14) molded therein and is permanently secured to the rear pen portion. The notch defines a paper access slot longitudinally above the dividing wall. A roll (32) of perforated paper is received in a paper cavity (26) above the dividing wall. A top (36) closes the paper cavity. A cap (40) protects a nib (30) or other writing point from damage and drying out. A pocket clip (50) which is slidably received on the cap has at least a pair of hands (58) which reach over and grasp a user's pocket or other mounting surface.