Abstract: An adhesive napkin apparatus is disclosed, the adhesive napkin apparatus comprising a sheet of absorbent material having at least one adhesive strip positioned on an inner face of the sheet. Each adhesive strip is configured to semi-permanently adhere to the fabric of the user's clothing. A removable cover strip is coupled to each adhesive strip to prevent incidental adhesion before use. The sheet may be perforated to tear into a number of separable portions.