Abstract: Systems, methods, and articles of manufacture are provided for one or more hardscape torches that can be safely and conveniently operated as well provide ambience and lighting to any setting. Certain embodiments of the present invention provide extra functionality to such a hardscape torch, for example, so that any such torch can be controlled or utilized remotely or through home automation or similar systems (e.g., via timers, sensors, wireless interfaces, and/or programmable settings).