Abstract: Talking toilet paper holder with a hollow toilet paper holding spindle having closed ends, one said end having a compressable spring mounted shaft capable of inserting into a standard toilet paper roll holder, the opposite the end having a fixed shaft member extending from the opposite ends' center capable of inserting into the opposite end of a standard toilet paper roll holder. An electronic digital recording and playback mechanism housed within said paper holding spindle is activated by a record button flush with the surface of said hollow spindle. A power source such as a plurality of batteries are contained within said hollow spindle. A speaker is mounted flush with the inside wall of said opposite end of said spindle. A plurality of apertures in said opposite end enables a voice message to emit from said speaker through said end wall to the outer environment.