Abstract: A portable urine collection and disposal system having a removable disposable female saddle-funnel, a removable disposable male saddle-funnel, a drain tube, and a collection container designed for use by non-ambulatory individuals. The device may be used in an upright position or in a reclining position. The saddle-funnel is disposable and constructed of low-cost and lightweight plastic comprising a rolled upper edge for comfort and having an elliptical center oval opening such that it conforms to the genital region for sealing. The upper end of a flexible 3 foot drain tube comprises a hook-handle for hooking the assembled saddle-funnel and drain tube to a bed rail to be reachable by a user. The collection container has a height less than the width or length so as to remain upright when placed on a floor and comprises a handle on its top side for carrying and emptying.