Abstract: A novelty undergarment including a continuous elastomeric waistband with downwardly depending legs defined by horizontal lowermost edges with the undergarment including a removable cup-shaped rear panel and a removable cup-shaped forward panel. The rear panel overlies a "D" shaped perimeter wherein the cup-shaped forward panel overlies a tapering perimeter extending downwardly from a rectangular uppermost opening wherein the forward and rear panels are securable by means of continuous hook and loop perimeter fastener strips to selectively secure the panels to overlie respective openings.