Abstract: A non-alcoholic beer-pong game system comprises a plurality of colored beer-pong balls having printed messages thereon. Players toss or bounce one of the colored beer-pong balls across the full length of the table, attempting to successfully land the ball in one of a plurality of cups arranged in the form of a pyramid. In the event of a successful ball toss, substantially the entire contents of one or more cups must be consumed by a player from an opposing team, depending on the color of the ball; and the cup is removed from the pyramid. A successful ball toss additionally requires one or more players from an opposing team to carry out the directions printed on the beer-pong ball. Printed directions are tailored to meet the needs of the players, having a degree of edginess that varies directly with age groups into which players are categorized, whereby the directions are more risqué in game versions played by adult couples.