Abstract: A portable apparatus for selectively delivering a fluid to at least one selected remote location for a selected duration, the apparatus including a housing having an inlet for receiving the fluid from a fluid source, and an outlet for expelling the fluid, a valve assembly for controlling the passage of fluid from the inlet to the outlet, a fluid sensitive transducer operative for sensing a fluid stimulus and for opening the valve assembly consonant therewith, and an programmable clock timer assembly operative for actuating the transducer, and for selectively closing the valve assembly after fluid has passed through the outlet for a selected duration.