Abstract: A measuring letter opener having a stamp dispenser which includes a measuring blade with measurement demarkations along both edges thereof and an aperture in the vicinity of a pointed end thereof, and an animal configurated handle containing a stamp dispensing member disposed therein at the other end of the measuring blade, whereby, after inserting a roll of stamps into the stamp dispensing member and grasping the rugged surface of the animal configurated handle, the user can readily open a letter and conveniently use the stamps dispensed from the stamp dispensing member.