Abstract: A bidet alternative apparatus, receivable atop the water tank of a toilet, formed from a housing having three fluid chambers formed therein. The fluid chambers are connected, via a plurality of hollow pipes, to a pump disposed in the housing; a manually operable rotary valve is provided for selection of the fluid chamber with which the pump fluidly communicates. A flexible conduit, storable in the housing, is connected at one end to the output port of the pump, and at its opposite end to a nozzle. An operator handle is fixedly engaged with the nozzle to be directed by the operator for douching purposes. A nozzle protection cap, removably installable on the nozzle, and a flow control valve, disposed in the flexible conduit, are provided.