Abstract: A bottle having functional elements is disclosed. The bottle includes a neck, which includes a rim with an opening to a void, a handle, which includes cylindrical aperture(s), a handle base, and an outer rim opposite the handle base. The base may be contiguous with the bottle's neck and handle's outer rim may have an undulating contour. The cylindrical aperture(s) may be located between the base and the handle's outer rim. The bottle may also include a shoulder, a body, and a stopper, where the stopper is configured to fit within the bottle rim's opening. The neck, shoulder and body all together contiguously enclose the void.