Abstract: A container is provided for storing and dispensing substances, especially fluids. The container is constructed with a lower chamber. A pair of elongated undulating channels extending upwardly and inwardly from the lower chamber merge at a throat section of the container having concave outer surfaces and define between them a hollow annulus at about the center of gravity of the container. The throat section merges with an upper chamber of the container. The upper chamber has a pair of oppositely-situated shoulder sections, each of which has an outer convex surface. The convex surfaces of the shoulder sections merge at a common upper plane of the container, where a neck opening and cap are provided. The elongated channels provide handles for grasping the containers at about its center of gravity and divide the flow from the lower chamber.