Abstract: A light assembly includes a light fixture having a lower extremity affixed to the upper end of the elongate support and an opposing upper extremity, a light between the upper and lower extremities, and a parametric light fixture shade disposed at the upper extremity overlying the light. A lampshade includes a parametric flange having a continuous inner edge bounding an opening and an opposing continuous outer edge, a continuous outer face and an opposing continuous inner face. A continuous sidewall depends from the parametric flange and has a continuous upper edge affixed to the continuous outer edge of the parametric flange and an opposing continuous lower edge, a continuous outer face and an opposing continuous inner face. The continuous inner face of the parametric flange of the lampshade rests against the parametric light fixture shade. The continuous sidewall of the lampshade projects downwardly from the parametric light fixture shade encircling the light fixture.