Abstract: A portable urine collection and disposal system comprising a saddle-seat, a drain tube, and a collection bottle. The saddle seat comprises a flexible material and is conformable to a male or a female user genital or gluteus maximus region to seal against the body and may be useable to collect urine from a user. The apparatus may be inconspicuous and useable while traveling in a vehicle. The saddle-seat comprises a cupped inner volume with a sloped flow channel having an egress spout, coupleable to a drain tube, and the drain tube coupleable to a collection bottle. The collection bottle may comprise a bayonet coupling which may be removable and replaceable with an aperture-less lid. The collection bottle may sealably store urine until it can be conveniently disposed of.