Abstract: A modular housing assembly comprises a base cabinet body having a height and four orthogonal wall elements. A fifth wall element is angled with respect to the first, second, third and fourth wall elements and a pedestal is fixed below the third wall element. First and second lateral protective walls overlay the first and second wall elements and extend along the height of the cabinet body. A double-walled door is mounted with respect to the base cabinet body and a roof housing fixed above the fourth wall element. Wall redundancy substantially increases the ability of the assembly to resist vandalism and further protect the contents of such assembly.