Abstract: An assembly for baseball dugout seating and for baseball equipment storage incorporating an upwardly opening vessel having a height, an upper end, and an interior space, the interior space having front and rear ends; a removable seat plate overlying the front end of the interior space; a plurality of lower brackets mounted within the rear end of the interior space; a plurality of upper brackets mounted within the rear end of the interior space; a plurality of bats having lengths greater than the upwardly opening vessel's height, each bat having an end cap, a barrel, a taper, and a handle, each bat's end cap being received by one of the lower brackets, and each bat's taper being received by one of the upper brackets; and a seat-comprising upwardly extensions of the bat handles from the upwardly opening vessel's upper end.