Abstract: The invention provides systems and methods for controlled dispensing of topical analgesics contained in a metered dispensing system. The systems and method are useful for treating signs and symptoms of osteoarthritis. The method includes depressing a hand pump to dispense a dose of a topical pain reliever in a viscous solution from the hand pump, wherein the hand pump is configured to dispense the dose within a tolerance specified by a corresponding label approved by a government regulatory agency; and spreading the topical solution on skin.