Abstract: The invention is a novelty golf club and steering wheel lock made up of a club head, shaft, hand grip, and two opposing attachment hooks. The shaft is made up of a lower standard portion and wider upper sleeve portion. The shaft has a lower standard portion attached to and extending from the club head and sliding into an upper sleeve portion which continues to extend upward to form the hand grip. The length of the novelty golf club and steering wheel lock is adjusted by selectively adjusting the upper sleeve relative to the lower standard. This is done with a plurality of holes formed on the lower standard, a hole near the edge of the upper sleeve, and a locking pin designed as a golf tee to be inserted in the hole near the edge of the upper sleeve and a selected and aligned hole from the plurality of holes on the lower standard.