Abstract: An apparatus is disclosed comprising a portable, handheld bag for toting personal effects. In various embodiments, the external surfaces of the handbag comprises flexible digital displays, including LED and/or LCD displays. The handbag itself may comprise an internal power supply and one or more USB ports for interfacing the handbag with other data processing devices. The In some embodiments, the LED or LCD displays may be configured to display a colored, repeating patters which aesthetically matches the ensemble or outerwear of user. Various embodiments of the present invention comprise touch screens and software for assisting users with typical day-to-day needs, including a virtual calculator, GPS, virtual notepads, and the like.