Abstract: A percussion noisemaker capable of two distinctive noise effects comprises a pair of thin, flat, elongated wooden clapper arms having handle ends mounted together so that the two arms form a narrow V with flat surfaces of the arms facing each other; a fulcrum member is interposed between the arms near their handle ends. A pair of wood clapper knobs are mounted opposite each other on the inside of the V at the ends of the clapper arms remote from their handle ends, and two funnel shaped molded plastic sounding members are mounted on the outside of the V in alignment with the clapper knobs.