Abstract: A unitary body has an elongated lower portion with a fluid discharge passageway and an upper portion which has continuous sealing walls. Each side wall fits between a labia minora and a spread labia majora. The front wall is disposed slightly forward of the preputium clitoridis and the rear wall is disposed slightly forward of the pars intermedia. Side walls are concavely curved to generally match but somewhat distort abutted flesh. Flanges intermediate lower and upper portions form a resting surface for a pair of the user's phalanges in pressing the body into place.