Abstract: The present invention encompasses petroleum-based composition dispensers, which include (a) a petroleum-based composition, (b) an opening through which petroleum-based composition is dispensed, wherein the opening has a primary axis of at least 2 cm or, preferably, at least 4 cm, and (c) a body portion. The invention provides that a user may dispense the petroleum-based composition by grasping the body portion and directly applying the composition to a desired body part, wherein hand contact with the composition is avoided. The invention eliminates the mess and need for subsequent hand washing that follows when petroleum-based compositions, such as petroleum jelly, are dispensed from conventional tubs.