Abstract: An article of manufacture for providing a quick and dry decoy retrieval device includes a decoy body shaped as a waterfowl, an anchor line having an upper end and a lower end, an anchor weight coupled to the lower end of the anchor line, the anchor weight and the lower end are below the underside surface, and a finger retrieval loop coupled to the upper end. The decoy body having an upper surface, a head, an underside surface, and a waterfowl decoy keel, and a concealment cavity located in the top surface behind the head, an anchor line channel running from an entry point within the concealment cavity to an exit point on the underside surface about the waterfowl decoy keel. The anchor line being routed through the anchor line channel. The finger retrieval loop being concealed within the concealment cavity when the upper end e is about the entry.