Abstract: A toilet guard system including a plurality of side segments. Each side segment having a lower edge and an upwardly extending trapezoidal shaped component including a plurality on each side in overlapping relationship to form two sets. A horizontal coupling member is positioned on the inner surface of the toilet bowl with a vertical element in contact with the interior vertical face of a toilet bowl for proper positioning therebetween. The coupling member also has spaced horizontal ledges positionable above and below the toilet for securement purposes. The coupling member and side segments are in a generally circular orientation with an opening at the forward region of the toilet for urination therebetween and an opening at the rearward region for receipt of the upper component.