Abstract: The novelty device for kicking a user's buttocks is a disciplinary device. The novelty device for kicking a user's buttocks exchanges momentum between an appropriate authority and a client. The momentum exchange occurs between the novelty device for kicking a user's buttocks and the buttocks of the client. The novelty device for kicking a user's buttocks comprises a frame structure, a mechanical linkage, and a disciplinary tool. The frame structure elevates the mechanical linkage and the disciplinary tool above a supporting surface. The mechanical linkage forms an energy transfer device that transfers the energy generated by the appropriate authority to the disciplinary tool. The disciplinary tool is a rotating structure. The disciplinary tool converts the received energy from the appropriate authority into a rotation with angular momentum. The disciplinary tool rotates until the disciplinary tool impacts the client.