Abstract: A urine collection system is provided. The system includes a nozzle having a first end that secures to a hose and a second end that is sized and shaped to receive urine from genitalia therethrough. The nozzle width tapers inwardly from the second end to the first end, forming a funnel configuration. The nozzle further includes a plurality of apertures that are sized to retain a comfortable vacuum seal in the funnel. The hose is operably connected to a vacuum source, such as a wet-dry vacuum, which evacuates urine from the nozzle and hose. At least one bladder leakage pad is housed within the vacuum source that absorbs the urine. In other embodiments, the hose is secured directly to a plumbing system, and includes a vacuum source and a check valve. The device provides a sanitary means for an individual to urinate.