Abstract: In accordance with all embodiments; an organic/inorganic liquid grease and/or oil removal system that, upon contact with greases and/or oils in, on, or about liquid, gaseous, or upon solid media, instantaneously causes them to become more viscous and collected onto itself by the split-second elimination of heat bound within the greases and/or oils, comprising: A reservoir 40 accommodating a cold fluid cryogen 70. Reservoir 40 comprises a bifacial/multi-functioning, interior/exterior element/wall 69 whose interior side—internal cooling surface 32—contacts cryogen 70, thereby receiving cold, conducting it to its back-to-back, external grease/oil-contacting/extricating surface 10 positioned exterior of reservoir 40. Cooling surface 32 bears a greater overall surface area in direct proportional relationship to, and with, extricating surface 10 that contacts greases/oils adhering thereon.