Abstract: A new Viscous Fluid Dispensing System for providing a convenient no-mess method of dispensing viscous fluids. The inventive device includes a cylindrical container, a pump within a side wall of the cylindrical container, a threaded lid removably enclosing the container, a threaded spout secured to the lid, and a fluid container removably positioned within the container. The pump pressurizes the interior of the fluid container which is punctured on the bottom by a blade. The viscous fluid flows through the puncture into a center tube then through the threaded spout with a cap pivotally attached to prevent drying of the viscous fluid.