Abstract: A self-righting portable urinal container includes a housing, a semispherical drip lip, a screw top and loop handles. The housing defines an inner space and has a round open top opposite a base. The base is either rounded or planar (flat base). The round open top has an internally threaded neck at an offset to the housing and the base has a weighted ballast. The semispherical drip lip surrounds at least a portion of portion of the round open top or the threaded neck. The semispherical drip lip forms a urinal receptacle. The screw top has a top handle and a threaded bottom. The threaded bottom includes a seal. The threaded bottom is removably connected to the internally threaded neck of the round open top. The first loop handle is fixed to a first outer portion of a continuous wall of the housing.