Abstract: A hand-held personal defense/police baton comprising an elongated, telescoping main cylinder having an extendable first end and a second end comprising a rounded, shatter-proof light that is secondarily useable for jabbing maneuvers. Proximate the second end is a mushroom-shaped side handle that extends transverse to the main cylinder. The side handle houses a pressurized chemical spray canister operated by a push button and having safety features to prevent accidental discharge. The side handle also has a dome-shaped locking top that conceals the push button and canister, and that may be properly used in striking maneuvers. Multiple embodiments of the closure and lock are disclosed.