Abstract: A bathroom tissue container is set forth wherein an elongate tubular support member includes an elongate slot therein with a threaded cap securably mounted to the support member overlying the slot. The slot includes a fixed serrated clamp and a movably mounted serrated clamp to either side of the slot to maintain tissue removed from within the container and prevent such tissue from withdrawal into the container. The movable serrated clamp includes a spring-biased cylindrical guide movably mounted relative to an interior wall of the container adjacent the slot to maintain a smooth presentation of tissue for removal. The threaded closure includes an interior portion of resilient cushion with a smooth polymeric abutment disk to maintain the tissue in alignment with the container and resiliently bias a roll of tissue within the container during use.