Abstract: A combination toilet seat/bidet consisting of a conventionally sized toilet seat that projects water through two axially located nozzles in order to cleanse the user. Water originates in the closet supply tube, is diverted by valves into flexible tubing that connects to the seat. Water then flows through channels inside the seat and exits through the two spherically adjustable nozzles located at the front and rear of the seat's central opening. Since the channels and most of the nozzles are contained within the seat, it is no more difficult to clean than a typical toilet seat.