Abstract: A bumper protection device prevents damage to the parked vehicle to which it is affixed. It accomplishes this by serving as an intimidating visual deterrent that could potentially damage any vehicle that comes into contact with the device. The bumper protection device is particularly attractive because it accommodates a wide variety of automobiles and light trucks without requiring any physical modification to the vehicle to which it is affixed and is easily removed when not in use. Avoiding vehicle damage could save a motorist a significant amount of money in professional body repairs and parts replacement.