Abstract: The present disclosure provides substrates and laminates for absorbent articles and absorbent articles comprising the substrates or laminates. The substrates and laminates may have three-dimensional elements, land areas, and increased permeability regions intermediate at least some of the land areas and at least some of the three-dimensional elements. The increased permeability regions may be positioned adjacent to the three-dimensional elements. The land areas may have a first basis weight and the increased permeability regions may have a second basis weight. The first basis weight may be greater than the second basis weight.

Abstract: An apparatus is provided for diagnosing a selected print job transmitted to a printing system, the selected print job causing the printing system to malfunction when the selected print job is processed by the printing system. The diagnosing apparatus includes an apparatus for capturing the selected print job as it is transmitted to the printing system, and a storage section, communicating with the capturing arrangement, for holding the selected print job. A medium receives the selected print job from the storage section to transfer the selected print job to a diagnostic device for ascertaining the cause of the printing system malfunction with the selected print job.

Abstract: The method of changing system files to be able to change either the primary or secondary language or both on a rigid disk to another language, and to provide the operator with the option of selecting either the primary or secondary language as the medium for the display messages and prompts by providing the language requirements on a floppy disk, identifying the specific files of the control to be altered to produce the language requirements, loading the floppy disk into a floppy disk drive, and transferring the language requirements to the rigid disk.

Abstract: A technique for monitoring machine status conditions and initiating communicating with a remote computer relative to the status conditions of the machine comprising the steps of monitoring with a calculator the predetermined status conditions relative to the operation of the machine, recognizing the deviation of the machine operation from said predetermined status conditions, responding to the deviation of the machine operation from the predetermined status conditions, automatically initiating the communication of a message to the remote computer regarding said deviation of the machine from the predetermined status conditions, and remotely altering the pretermined status conditions by which to monitor the machine.

Abstract: System for recording and remotely accessing certain operating data in an electrostatographic reproduction machine for use in analyzing machine faults and software crashes, with transfer of the data to a remote service site either by floppy disk or telecommunications line.

Abstract: An automobile circuit tester is provided having an end connection receivable in the taillight socket, parking light socket, brake light socket or directional signal socket in place of the bulb. When a circuit is completed to the socket in which the tester is received, an audible signal is generated.

Abstract: A card game for amusement requiring an active physical participation of the players causing exercising of the human body, comprising a pair of deck of cards of a substantial rectangular shape, said cards of one of said pair of deck of cards having the word Toucher printed on a back side thereof and the other of said pair of deck of cards having the word Touchee printed on a back side thereof for being stacked into two different and distinct stacks of cards, said cards of said pair of deck of cards each having a pictorial representation of a human body part on a front playing side thereof, whereby one player who picked a card from the toucher deck of cards touches with his body part according to the human body part shown on the front playing side of said card the body part of another player according to the human body part shown on the front playing side of a card picked by the other player from the touchee deck of cards thereby causing the players to assume various physical positions resulting in a physical e