Abstract: An extensible and retractable urine deflecting apparatus 10 for use in combination with a toilet and toilet bowl comprising three distinct segments all contiguously connected. Preferably the 1st segment consists of a pair of flush mounted attach, connect, and support structures 12, but may be limited to one. Preferably the 2nd segment consists of a pair of extensible and retractable mechanical arms 14, but may be limited to one. The 3rd Segment consists of a urine deflecting device 16 or any of various methods including but not limited to absorbent paper 50, cascading water 62, stream of air 78, or lightweight mini urinal device 68. The extensible and retractable urine deflecting apparatus 10 readily converts any typical toilet into a fully functional urinal so that a user from a non sitting position may reliably deliver and deposit a stream of urine by first deflecting and then redirecting the urine into the intended inside portion of the toilet bowl in a sanitary fashion.