Abstract: A pet fecal collection and disposal system which allows a fashionable piece of clothing than can be used as a pet waste collection bag. A bandana shaped bag is fabricated form two layers of a flexible non-porous or bio-degradable material. The bandana doggie bag is worn around your pet's neck as would any bandana or handkerchief like a piece of pet clothing. When needed the bandana can be untied and used as a collection bag. Insert hand into the bag, grasp article, turn inside out, tie up long ends and dispose. The bag can be fabricated from many different materials and be different shapes, sizes and patterns. The invention provides an easy means to remember to bring along a fashionable yet functional pet waste collection and disposal system.