Abstract: An animal eye wear retainer that secures a variety of human anatomy eye-wear on a multitude of animal's heads, to provide animals eye-wear retention and use of human anatomy eye-wear for function or fashion. The retainer assembly (200) includes a right temple arm fastener (210), tether (220), left temple arm fastener (230), strap segment (240), strap segment (250), and a plurality of fasteners, tri-glides, & slides. The temple arm fasteners (210 & 230) allow for interchanging human anatomy eye wear. The adjustable tether and straps accommodate for variety of animal crania anatomy while providing constant tension or force which holds the retained human anatomy eye-wear securely to the animal's face during intense activities.