Abstract: The disguised surveillance apparatus provides a stuffed animal toy enclosing surveillance components. The toy can be placed anywhere an operator desires increased inconspicuous security. The plurality of solar cells is disposed upwardly within the toy so that the battery pack within the toy is charged by both solar energy and optionally via an electrical plug within the toy. The motion sensor is disposed within the first eye and the camera within the second eye. The housing is disposed within the toy body and contains the microphone, the cell phone, the CPU, and the speaker. Motion detected triggers the camera to record and the cell phone to dial emergency numbers.