Abstract: An eyeglass retainer comprising a first cinch and a second cinch, the first cinch and second cinch each comprising a base with a first wall emanating up from the base forming a closed compartment, the first wall having an inner surface and an outer surface, a second wall emanating from the outer surface of the first wall, the second wall forming an aperture lateral of the closed compartment, the second wall having an inner surface and an outer surface and a lace having a body, a first end, a second end, the first end passing through the aperture of the first cinch and engaging with the closed compartment of the first cinch, forming a first loop, the second end passing through the aperture of the second cinch and engaging with the closed compartment of the second cinch, forming a second loop.