Abstract: A first database comprises test result(s) for patient(s). A second database comprises a database structure having a first data table comprising received interpretation orders, a second data table comprising received test result(s), and a third data table comprising sent interpretation results. An input/output interface receives test result(s) for patient(s) from the first database, and an interpretation order for each test result.

Abstract: The invention relates to a medical kit for use by a patient to assess and treat an ischemic event. The medical kit of the invention provides instructions for the patient to assess symptoms associated with a myocardial ischemic event, assign a category of likelihood of an ischemic event, and treat the ischemic event based on the assigned category. The medical kit further comprises a set of medications for treating the myocardial ischemic event according to the treatment instructions for the assigned risk category.

Abstract: The invention relates to methods for differentiating chronic alcoholics from acute alcoholics (i.e., binge drinkers), using levels of ethyl oleate and ethyl palmitate. Also provided are methods for determining ethanol intake, including post-mortem determination of ante-mortem ethanol intake.