Abstract: A camouflage retractable media system for efficiently providing media devices (e.g. speakers, etc.) that retract out-of-sight when not in use. The camouflage retractable media system generally includes a casing including a first end and a second end, wherein the first end includes a first opening and wherein the first opening extends through the first end. A chamber extends within the casing, wherein the chamber interconnects with the first opening. A drive unit extends within the chamber and a media device extends from the drive unit. A cap is positioned adjacent the first opening of the casing, wherein the cap includes a camouflage covering with respect to a surrounding environment. The drive unit selectively extends the media device outwardly from the first opening when in use and retracts the media device back within the chamber when not in use.