Abstract: A wiping cloth mounting and dispensing apparatus for dispensing a wiping cloth following the sex act includes a wiping cloth; a waist belt sized for wrapping entirely around the waist of a person; a belt securing structure for releasibly securing the belt around the waist of a person; and cloth securing structure removably securing the wiping cloth to the waist belt. The waist belt preferably has a belt middle region and the cloth securing structure preferably includes a hook and loop fastener first cloth patch secured to the waist belt middle region and a corresponding hook and loop fastener second cloth patch secured to the wiping cloth. The wiping cloth preferably is a towel formed of woven cotton towel fabric.

Abstract: The present dip stick wiper has a holder ring supporting an absorbent foam pad which has a plurality of slits, each capable of slidably passing an oil dip stick with wiping engagement of the pad against the opposite faces of the dip stick. The slits make up a sawtooth pattern in the pad, with a wider slit intersecting the sawtooth pattern at the middle. The wider slit accommodates a twisted dip stick. A ball joint connects the holder ring to a spring clip for snap-on attachment to an oil filler tube or to another tube, rod or bar inside the engine compartment of an automotive vehicle.