Abstract: The ready serve distribution bottle is a plastic squeeze bottle for containing and dispensing a viscous food condiment. An enlarged plastic dispensing cap is located on the bottom of the container, whereby the container stands upright on the plastic cap. Because the bottle stands upright on the dispensing cap, gravity urges the food condiment toward the dispensing cap so that the food condiment is always ready for distribution. The dispensing cap is enlarged relative to the bottle to provide increased stability while the bottle stands upright on the dispensing cap.