Abstract: The Environmentally Protected Data Storage Container is a system comprising an environmentally protected box approximating the size of a shoebox of sufficient structural rigidity to withstand an underground environment. Within the box, a data storage interface with a connection to outside the box exists. The data storage interface provides an attachment point to a data storage device. The data storage device is protected from data loss due to destructive environmental forces. Furthermore, the system may contain specific thermal management, power management, and sensor devices.