Abstract: A drinking apparatus comprising a bowl having radial symmetry about a first axis Y extending a length of the bowl, the bowl having a bowl opening at a first end of the drinking apparatus defining a first diameter and extending to a third diameter that is smaller than the first diameter; a curve extending from the bowl; a stem extending from the curve, the stem extending linearly along an axis Q and having a consistent diameter along a length of the stem, the stem extending to a second end having a drinking port; and an internal chamber defined by the bowl, curve and stem, with the bowl opening and drinking port communicating with the internal chamber.