Abstract: An exterior vehicle headlight assembly protective cover, comprising of fabric or other material, extends across the front of the vehicle, covering the headlights of the vehicle. The protective cover blocks sunrays, dew, snow, ice, bird droppings, debris, and other elements when the vehicle is parked outside. The cover is dimensioned to cover the exterior of the vehicle headlight assemblies, by covering one headlight assembly then extending over across the front of the vehicle, over the grill area providing breathability to the vehicle grill area or over the hood area depending on the position of the headlights, then extending over and covering the second headlight assembly. The cover is held in place by a multitude of suction cups on the headlight assembly lens and surrounding area of the vehicle, including the front fenders.