Abstract: The present invention provides a collapsible riding companion as a criminal deterrent. In one embodied form, the riding companion includes a simulated human head and torso which sits against a seatback. The simulated head and torso is maintained upright against the seatback by draping a connected piece of fabric, which has a series of horizontal metal bar weights sewn into it, over the seatback. The torso may then be covered with a t-shirt or a zippered, collared shirt. In another embodied form, the simulated human head is retracted into the torso section and the fabric with the horizontal metal bars is removed from the seatback to cover the top of the torso. In this form, the riding companion becomes a lightweight, easy-to-carry rectangular case for travelling.