Abstract: Methods, systems, and products monitor a person's regimen for medicinal and dietary restrictions. When the person's regimen requires a liquid medication or supplement, an oral instrument is commanded to dispense a dosage of fluid. The oral instrument stores a reservoir of the fluid. If the oral instrument is a spoon, for example, the spoon may automatically dispense cough syrup or other medicine. A toothbrush, likewise, may automatically dispense mouthwash. A sensor may confirm presence of the oral instrument in the person's mouth, thus ensuring the dosage of fluid is ingested.

Abstract: An automated data processing system includes a relational database engine, storage devices having a database table, registry and binary large objects created and updated by the relational database engine and a user defined function engine retrieving data elements stored in the binary large objects. The registry includes data element classifications. The database table includes relational information of the data elements, the data element classifications and pointers to the binary large objects, and the relational database engine creates and updates the binary large objects based on the database table and the registry.

Abstract: An automated data processing system includes a relational database engine, storage devices having a database table, registry and binary large objects created and updated by the relational database engine and a user defined function engine retrieving data elements stored in the binary large objects. The registry includes data element classifications. The database table includes relational information of the data elements, the data element classifications and pointers to the binary large objects, and the relational database engine creates and updates the binary large objects based on the database table and the registry.