Abstract: The inventive device disclosed in the present application is a convenient multi-purpose restroom storage and dispensation device. The device stores many common household toiletries and dispenses toilet paper in a more aesthetic manner, allowing the user to effortlessly have any necessary utilities at their disposal in one location. It is emphasized that this abstract is provided to comply with the rules requiring an abstract that will allow a searcher or other reader to quickly ascertain the subject matter of the technical disclosure.